Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Dirt pie

When a guy sticks his penis in your bum ,

Then sticks it in your vagina and cums .

Man my butt hurts from my last night's dirt pie

by Nexusmaybefire June 21, 2025

strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

cartoon pie

You always fly to it when the smoke gets you

Cartoon pie always makes you fly

by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016