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taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
by OKEEG January 9, 2006
mugGet the taking cakesmug.

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!
by David May 17, 2004
mugGet the straw berry short cakemug.

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot
by jasperburger June 4, 2009
mugGet the A slice of grandma's birthday cakemug.

Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake

To say “Goodbye” among friends or “I love you” to someone who you are starting to date without actually saying those three words of commitment or just not to be cheese.

Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.
Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake

Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!

Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!
by CLo from Da Block October 28, 2018
mugGet the Piece of Pie/Piece of Cakemug.
After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.
"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."
by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011
mugGet the Chocolate Chip Cake Frostingmug.

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

During group sex, when a woman is lifted upside down and participants proceed to eat her ass and pussy simultaneously.
Last night was the first time we had Maria as a pineapple upside down cake. She said it was the cherry on top of the night.
by ShowMeDaMoneyShot August 30, 2022
mugGet the Pineapple Upside Down Cakemug.

chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
by votz January 3, 2012
mugGet the chocolate lava crunch cakemug.

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