Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.
The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
by OKEEG January 9, 2006
Get the taking cakesmug. when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
by David May 17, 2004
Get the straw berry short cakemug. pot.
"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"
"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"
Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot
"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"
Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot
by jasperburger June 4, 2009
Get the A slice of grandma's birthday cakemug. To say “Goodbye” among friends or “I love you” to someone who you are starting to date without actually saying those three words of commitment or just not to be cheese.
Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.
Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.
Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake
Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!
Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!
Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!
Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!
by CLo from Da Block October 28, 2018
Get the Piece of Pie/Piece of Cakemug. After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.
by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011
Get the Chocolate Chip Cake Frostingmug. During group sex, when a woman is lifted upside down and participants proceed to eat her ass and pussy simultaneously.
Last night was the first time we had Maria as a pineapple upside down cake. She said it was the cherry on top of the night.
by ShowMeDaMoneyShot August 30, 2022
Get the Pineapple Upside Down Cakemug. the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
by votz January 3, 2012
Get the chocolate lava crunch cakemug.