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tittybitch

Steve: Dude, you suck at halo
Larry: Suck it tittybitch
by thiswhitekidfromnebraska April 18, 2006
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titter

by pappasmurf November 5, 2004
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tittie twister

YESSS Tittie twisters are when your bored and pissed so you twist sombodies man boobies.. Or woman boobies.. Usally people like these but too afraid to admit it.
I got bored and I jumped on Jimmys fat ass chest and gave him a massive tittie twister... Twist this mofo i said to his anus!

I was a horny lesbian one day.. So i grabbed stelas mini Mexican boobies and ripped them off and ate them! Yesss! I owned you with a tittie twister!
by God321 February 9, 2007
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Norwegian Tittybang

The act of severing a sleeping Norwegians hand and using it to slap the face of another being.

It is common that the severed is also kept by the perpetrator.
Robert pulled a Norwegian Tittybang on Astrid then used her hand to smack Rachel in the face. He's a woman hitter.
by urbanshrimp328 January 21, 2011
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dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011
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titties

slang used for "cool" or "awesome."
"Hey Tom, guess what?"
"What's that Tim?"
"I just found $500 cash on the ground"
"Wow, that's titties."
by Hybridrocknroll May 9, 2005
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tittyslappin'

An amazingly fortunate or positive event, impressive beyond words, liberating, an extreme turn of good luck.
"Did you see that new car Tony got? Damn, that's tittyslappin'!"
by luludi July 21, 2009
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