judge joe brown

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.

bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.

by earpuller October 1, 2005

joe job

To jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he ejaculates, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.

TJ: Hey, did you hear Joe is in the hospital!
Alan: Are you serious?! Why?!
TJ: His Mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
Alan: That sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad fucked his ass behind the furnace and he needed stitches

by Corola December 12, 2008

GI Joe Slap

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."

Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.

by Agora March 25, 2008

billie joe armstrong

billie joe is married to Adrienne and they have two children anyone who is not mentally retarded would know that

I want to marry billie joe from greenday he is teh best eva wooot i own joooo.

by billie joe has infinite wives February 1, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

1. The greatest singer ever and lead singer of Green Day
2. The writer of amazing lyrics and music
3. Hottest person ever
------Billie Joe hates it when people ask him if his real name is William Joseph Armstrong...it really is Billie Joe, its a southern name.
-----------One of my favorite quotes from him is, "A kid walked up to me and asked 'whats punk?' I kicked a garbage can over and said 'thats punk'. The kid kicked over a garbage can and said 'thats punk?' and I said 'no, thats trendy'"

1. Billie Joe is dead sexy!
2. go to www.greenday.com

by ToThePirateCave May 13, 2005

A Dodgy Old Joe

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

Billie Joe Armstrong

Awsum =)

He is the lead singer of green day, a very good band.

ex;

Billie Joe Armstrong is the tits

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009