ryan

high maintenance bitch

“ryan… you’re high maintenance”

by fullmarksinenglishandspelling August 21, 2022

Ryan

A gay white guy who watches too much anime

Omg ryan is so lame

by aguadepepino September 4, 2018

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

Rear Riding Ryan

Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.

Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.

Rear Riding Ryan can back hand any hoe cause he's that amazing.

by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010

Ryan

He will probably become a pedofile. He is a brony for lyfe. An avid anime lover. If you don't see him in your window it's because you're over 13.

Example: "I think a Ryan might be following me."

by ryanstaulcup December 11, 2018

Ryan

A god among mortals. He looks can crake you blind. He is our savior but isn’t so kind to sinners. You may think he is just an ordinary man, but he knows everyone of us and hopes for us to life in the warmth of his grace and love.

Ryan is like a father.

by Ryan’s Worshiper April 10, 2021

Ryan

Got a way longer and bigger cock than seb who gets 0 fucking bitches and loves shane Ryan is a ultra sigma male and should be worshipped for being a supreme deity and being the ultra god of sex

Ryan: fuck you seb

by IFuckingHateSeb November 22, 2021