rock climbing boy

climbing boys are the hottest of all boys. they are strong, hot, and most of all the nicest boys in the world. because of this everyone wants to date them.

person 1 “did you see that rock climbing boy?“
person 2 “ikr, he’s so hot!”

by siaeh8sba November 17, 2019

The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!

"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."

by KarenKiller May 4, 2021

Texas Sex Rock

A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.

J: "Would you like this Texas Sex Rock?"
C: "Yes, give it to me!"

by Red Headed Devil May 25, 2016

Michael Rock Gaming

The MOST Chad gamer in existence, he's really pog and awesome. Michael Rock is so funny and everyone loves him!!
He bought Epic Mickey 2 and he didn't get arrested
He is THE BEST youtuber EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Have you seen the new Michael Rock Gaming video!!!!

Person 2: I DID!!!! It was so epic and cool, he's the best youtuber ever!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 3: I also love Michael Rock Gaming!!!!!!!!! His new video was so poggers and cool!!!!!!!!

by BingBangItsPrime May 2, 2022

Dumping Rocks in a Lake

When you take one of those shits that sounds like you just through a bunch of rocks into a lake.

Did you hear Ryan dumping rocks in a lake when he was in the bathroom?

by KittensOnPCP August 30, 2010

school house rocked

To beat an oppenent hands down with out much effort. An undisputed victory. See like it aint no thing

John school house rocked Kevin Arrow in an Email war.

by John Y November 19, 2003

Primitive rock thrower

People who show up to destroy any new ideas with their primitive ideas.

Don't invite Steve to this meeting. You know he is a primitive rock thrower.

by smiguel April 3, 2015