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Ball up top

Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.
Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.
by checkball March 9, 2025
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Top G

A lonely, misunderstood individual who acts like they're the most important thing ever, pretends they know and is liked by everyone, has well-below average IQ, and often wants to maintain dominance in most situations. They will also attempt anything in order to remain relevant and feel important. However, their presence is often unwanted by most people.
Look out, Top G has arrived...
by Dansk35 March 10, 2025
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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.
That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.
by rancherogringo March 15, 2025
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Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024
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top floor lib

People who sit on the top floor lib are such Alphas
by Alphastopfloor3 May 31, 2024
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Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.
bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT
by C-Raig69 June 1, 2024
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