Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.

Spider Monkey That Hoe!

by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010

Chunky Monkey

An abnormally large turd.

Woah that is one hell of a chunky monkey

by adame1234 March 17, 2009

Monkey Fist

A term used to describe certain people with monkey-like features. Large ears, hairy arms and or knuckles, a vagin that hang like sleeve of wizard are all signs of a monkey fist. Often times they will also have short hair (if a female monkey fist), and they will also have a chronic armpit scratching disorder or CASD.

"I can't believe that Cory hangs out with John..."
"Yeah, but his sister hangs out with Monkey Fist, so that's even worse."

by MAMF(millions against M. Fist) April 21, 2010

leg monkey

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

by ChocolateChocolateChocolate April 17, 2009

bag monkey

a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana

domenic is a bag monkey he likes to peel the old bag off sabrina to reveal the new bag

by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005

monkey booty

a term used while referring to the buttocks of a primate.

ooohhh damn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that damn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.

by Sam Cochrane April 9, 2007

stay for the monkey

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!

by jlw_atl May 14, 2008