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Monkey Fist

A term used to describe certain people with monkey-like features. Large ears, hairy arms and or knuckles, a vagin that hang like sleeve of wizard are all signs of a monkey fist. Often times they will also have short hair (if a female monkey fist), and they will also have a chronic armpit scratching disorder or CASD.
"I can't believe that Cory hangs out with John..."
"Yeah, but his sister hangs out with Monkey Fist, so that's even worse."
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leg monkey

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.
Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.
by ChocolateChocolateChocolate April 17, 2009
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bag monkey

a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana
domenic is a bag monkey he likes to peel the old bag off sabrina to reveal the new bag
by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005
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monkey booty

a term used while referring to the buttocks of a primate.
ooohhh damn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that damn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.
by Sam Cochrane April 9, 2007
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stay for the monkey

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!
by jlw_atl May 14, 2008
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slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
by Allie222 April 13, 2008
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Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.
That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!
by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009
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