when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.
.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
by cremapie August 25, 2021
Get the dick germs mug.Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone
Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021
Get the dick heffa mug.A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.
by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023
Get the futon dick mug.An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.
AKA: Go fuck yourself!
AKA: Go fuck yourself!
My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009
Get the Eat a Dick mug.Similar to a cock throb, cock twitch, chubbie, or chubster, it's when a man's penis undergoes vasocongestion. It is the swelling of the penis by increased vascular blood flow and a localized increase in blood pressure. Typical causes include sexual arousal, strong emotions, allergic reactions, and dancing too fast. Dick pulses are funny but never talked about and I'm sure a few ladies have seen and appreciated a good dick pulse every now and then.
OMG did you see her legs? I think I just got a dick pulse." or "We're hitting the road to the Coachella Music Festival. I think I just got a dick pulse.
by gaypalmsprings March 1, 2011
Get the dick pulse mug.Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.
Common in Europe and Australia.
Also know as a "Speedo."
Common in Europe and Australia.
Also know as a "Speedo."
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