Dick nipping

Being so cold that your nipples go full erection, able to cut through glass and the orifices of your enemies.

Mate, it's so cold outside! I'm fucking dick nipping out here!

by Snubtec May 6, 2018

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[dick]xhausted

When he gives you that good dick for hours and days straight, that you're mentally and physically exhausted from his dick giving abilities.

After getting some good dick for a week straight, I am dickxhausted.

by Lil M@m@ August 4, 2017

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Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

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Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009

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Similar to a cock throb, cock twitch, chubbie, or chubster, it's when a man's penis undergoes vasocongestion. It is the swelling of the penis by increased vascular blood flow and a localized increase in blood pressure. Typical causes include sexual arousal, strong emotions, allergic reactions, and dancing too fast. Dick pulses are funny but never talked about and I'm sure a few ladies have seen and appreciated a good dick pulse every now and then.

OMG did you see her legs? I think I just got a dick pulse." or "We're hitting the road to the Coachella Music Festival. I think I just got a dick pulse.

by gaypalmsprings March 1, 2011

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