Krusty Dog

when you jerk off and forget to wash up after, leaving a thick layer a spunk on your junk which then solidifies to form a hard crusty outer layer of dried cum.

Bro, last night I fucked this bitch and woke up with the worst krusty dog of my life mane!

by lil' Kim Probable October 15, 2016

legit dog

when you are serious about somthing you are telling your friends

LEGIT DOG!

by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016

bing(dog)

bingood is a small loved and an adorable dog

what is the dogs name . his name is bing(dog)

by daKota kat December 2, 2016

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

the dog pug

A dog with a squshy face and is cute, soft, and most of all crazy. They can get very excited and jumpy and playful but will curl up and snuggle with you. They are like the cutest moving living stuffed animal.

do you want the dog pug?

by Doglover2006 March 15, 2016

dog shmeat

when something is dog shmeat it is bad

that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively

by djmdjmdjm11 November 16, 2018

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018