Schrodinger's Cock

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017

Jakubs cock

Jakubs cock is massive it's taller than the Taj Mahal

Jakubs Cock is 10000000 times bigger than Sam's

by Jellyfish6969 February 22, 2021

Jesus cock

A Jesus cock is despised and rejected by men beaten abused and crucified by its owner only to rise again as the perfect cock for any vagina the Jesus cock is the savior of all vaginas that have been cleansed and washed again and are clean and fresh a Jesus cock once revealed to the woman is irresistible to her it is the cock of cocks

I found out dominic has a Jesus cock I am obsessed now

by ffffffffuck me 2020 March 27, 2021

anti-cock

A person who does not like chicken

Person 1: Hey, want to go get some chicken wings?

Person 2: No i don't really like chicken.

Person 1: What?! You're an anti-cock!

by brev23 November 19, 2011

cock nobber

to males rubbing their genitals together for sexual gratification

oh my goodness! Look at those cock nobbers over there! are they really doing that in a nightclub?

by steve lee May 21, 2003

cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body

Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!

by Dick Chase September 26, 2009

gat cock

a male who is a heavy cummer, i.e. shoots more ejaculate during orgasm than the typical male, and who also posseses good control of his shot, making it shoot big globs of cum like bullets.

Yo girl the guy I brought home last night had the best gat cock ever.

Randall is not only well hung but my boy got gat cock.

by bigolnineinchcack December 7, 2004