Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.

i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

by David May 17, 2004

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 4, 2009

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011

Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake

To say “Goodbye” among friends or “I love you” to someone who you are starting to date without actually saying those three words of commitment or just not to be cheese.

Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.

Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake

Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!

Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!

by CLo from Da Block October 28, 2018

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

During group sex, when a woman is lifted upside down and participants proceed to eat her ass and pussy simultaneously.

Last night was the first time we had Maria as a pineapple upside down cake. She said it was the cherry on top of the night.

by ShowMeDaMoneyShot August 30, 2022

chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

by votz January 3, 2012