Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009

cock balm

when you rub the head of your cock on her lips

rub either of her lips and make cock balm

by rescue ranger September 28, 2008

cocked out

to act cocky to the max that you have no more cockyness in you.

"i hope i don't get too cocky when i do it"
"naw man, you can be cocked out all you want."

by esul May 24, 2008

cock catapult

at the brink of blowing your load on your partner's face...hold the erect penis against your belly and release it at the same time of orgasm slinging jizz all over your partner's face

"dude, i gave your sister the cock catapult last night, great success!"

by t_hic50 April 19, 2009

cock spawn

Used to describe a baby. In a sence, we are all cock spawn since we are spawned from a cock.

Shut that little cock spawn up!

by razer6890 October 26, 2006

anti-cock

A person who does not like chicken

Person 1: Hey, want to go get some chicken wings?

Person 2: No i don't really like chicken.

Person 1: What?! You're an anti-cock!

by brev23 November 19, 2011

cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body

Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!

by Dick Chase September 26, 2009