by Dadrooski February 1, 2024

by The real l-o/d September 19, 2018

Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?
ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;
Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;
Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025

Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.
You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.
by hissingcobra December 15, 2023

by lmao good boi November 2, 2020

Mia is a girl who is really obsessed with anime. Like not even good anime. Anime like haikyuu, Like totally gross. Eww so none of her friends want to watch it with her.
by imadethisaccounttoannoymyfrien January 3, 2021
