Zoosexual

One’s sexual attraction to non-human animals

Scenario 1
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Person A: “I am a Pro-Contact Zoosexual!”

Person B: “Ew, you rape animals??”

Person A: “…You know animals can consent right..?”

Scenario 2
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Person A: “I’m coming out as Zoosexual!”

Person C: “I’m so proud of you for coming out! I support you 100%!”

by Radqueer Raven July 26, 2023

(adj) Zoomed

1.To trip beyond existance. To be incredibly stoned.

1. "I just took a look at myself in the mirror... I'm zoomed, man..."

by Luc Weegels December 20, 2004

Zoomer

People who can’t be at school/work in person during corona so they use this app called zoom that frequently frustrates them because it’s zoom. They often get forgotten and get stuck in the waiting room.

Person 1: bro you know that kid who can’t go to school in person cause his parents don’t want him exposed to corona?
Person 2: yea he’s a zoomer.

by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021

zookeeper

One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.

Gentleman A: How'd last night go?

Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it

by george atalopolous May 22, 2008

Zooner

the common slang for nigger. Derived from the old italians in East Utica, NY

the FUCKIN ZOONER over there bo!

by doll hair February 26, 2011

zoose

exclamation mark, used in warcraft iii

exclamation mark, warcraft iii

dota 5v5 ap zoose

by mike12311 September 14, 2007

zoomer

In parts of southeast Michigan, Person who is tells tall tails and shows off..flashy person. Originally a person who drives around alot.

Ever since he got his car hes become such a zoomer.

by Dearborn1 January 5, 2005