Wine woman

A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.

Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female

by Jizatron June 16, 2023

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.

"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"

by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015

Wine Voice

When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.

“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James

“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom

“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James

by Jwray all day March 8, 2019

wine camouflage

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

by winochic January 15, 2014

wine pod

On the surface, a wine pod is two couches pushed together to create the optimal seating arrangement for enjoying wine or other alcoholic beverages. But the sum is so much greater than its parts.

Steve: Bruh, wanna hit the clubs?
Glen: Nah bruh, gonna stay at home 'n get fucked up in my wine pod with my girl.

by Big Daddy Dee69 January 25, 2015

wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023