Hockey fuck

A hockey fuck is a sneak attack where you take your partner's shirt by the waistband and pull it up over their head, only far enough to entrap their arms. Then throw your partner down and have your way with them.

I snuck up on Gina last night and gave her a good hockey fucking!

by Bobjonz September 17, 2011

hockey puck

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

james hockey

Something very fun and enjoyable

"The boy was having a james hockey of a day."

by jiphoc May 5, 2004

Hockey Mom

An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interprets as equivalent, if not superior, to a formal education.

The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.

Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.

Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.

1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.

by jbsilverstein February 21, 2009

hockey wolf

when a hockey player is on prowl and drops his standards for ladies below hell. For some pink taco and does'nt care what he screws. It can be a women that range from 10 lbs-500lbs or ages from 10-90. she can be even into marilyn manson.

When a 50 lb girl wearing a marilyn manson shirt steps on the elevator and looks at your buddy and says " thats my hockey wolf"

by AIC April 6, 2005

Ice hockey

Is where a person that could be a man or a woman and they could be any sexuality , they wear big clothes and lots of padding which is good if the girl starts her period, they glide on frozen water with knives on their feet head first towards a small round thing on the frozen water, trying to hit it with a long piece of wood (any type of wood can also work) their aim is to hit this round thing that is on the frozen water and make it fly into a piece of material with holes in it, after the person has made the round thing fly into the material with holes, it is common that people sat in the audience will use their hands to honk a horn that sounds like farting and they will also scream loudly and are most likely to wack the barrier to make lots of vibrations in your ear. this sport is called ice hockey- gen 2k18

I’m playing ice hockey, I just made the round thing fly
I scored a goal in ice hockey and they are honking the farty horn

by Jellybeanlol June 11, 2018

Hockey Goalie

The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.

Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.

by DeltaMP07 February 11, 2022