(n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the first-wheelingmug. A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed
"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"
by sipukka October 21, 2021
Get the coon wheelmug. I went down to the pub to meet Jane, and after a drink or two I gave her the ol' bob and wheel. Real good.
by TheChangeMaster April 4, 2017
Get the bob and wheelmug. A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 26, 2016
Get the Breaking at the Wheelmug. R on Wheels is a retard on wheels. It is a person who acts like a retard, so you ignore that person. They are usually in a blow off class fooling around or making fun of other people when they have no friends. The most comman case is with freshman because they think that acting out this way will make them tons of new friends. When in actuality noone likes them for it.
by sharkonwheels April 30, 2009
Get the R on Wheelsmug. by Hummerlady September 17, 2023
Get the Zeus wheelmug. 