wrinkleminge

A miserable, life sucking woman who has an old sour attitude to life. Looks like a Karen sucking a lemon waiting for someone to criticise. Often found working in schools, underqualified and with a chip on their shoulders.

Wrinkleminge has been criticising my lesson plans again!

by Grailo March 27, 2023

Wrinkle berries

The testicles.

He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.

He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!

by Nobli May 29, 2023

Wrinkler

Wrinkler is a racial slur for the aboriginal peoples of Australia. It refers to the wrinkled appearance of their face.

"Don't let them fuckin' wrinklers in mate. Stop them at the door. I don't want no wrinklers in my store mate. They'll steal."

by progreasenuts June 16, 2023

winkle spanner

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

by AL2001 July 6, 2023

Shit Wrinkle

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.

"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy

by soucerous booch January 1, 2010

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

sack wrinkle

A person who is the essence of a complete douchebag. One who sucks more dick than an foreign grandma.

You sack wrinkle!

by Jamal bagelsauce July 15, 2014