Jackie Weaver

Protagonist of the Handforth Parish Council

'I would like you all to please be respectful towards Jackie Weaver'

by discofox February 8, 2021

Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.

After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.

by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009

julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel

JIAW means Julia is a Weasel

by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019

Piss weasel

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

weavercore

everything awful in the world. a bad-tasting food? weavercore. A bad day? Weavercore. Named after the worst "human" to plague the world.

Weaver: my entire family died
me: weavercore.

by mikasastoilet December 19, 2021

Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009