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Trump Wanker

A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.
So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
by jame6sthe6issilent November 17, 2020
mugGet the Trump Wankermug.

biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
mugGet the biscuit wankermug.

wanker beanie

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
mugGet the wanker beaniemug.

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
by Mike Read July 27, 2003
mugGet the Cockney Wankermug.

Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.
Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.
by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011
mugGet the Bed wankermug.

Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.
(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!
by Sye5325 April 24, 2009
mugGet the Bus Wankersmug.

Ebay wanker

A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.
"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!
by Rut January 29, 2006
mugGet the Ebay wankermug.

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