Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011

Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.

Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge

by Bekfas December 18, 2018

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.

Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.

by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011

Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Ebay wanker

A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.

"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!

by Rut January 29, 2006