Gummy Wad 

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears

Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"

Gummy Wad by Nadramia December 9, 2019

Dip-wad 

Someone who is annoying in a way that is slightly over the average amount of annoying. Or perhaps they're just not cooperating...

Get over here, you dip-wad!

Dip-wad by +Fake+Noodle+ January 20, 2022

The Carolina spit wad 

The act of spiting in someones ass hole then the other person deficits into a cup and drinking it then swapping it in the others mouth as a sexual act.

she a kinky bitch she did the Carolina spit wad with Tristan.

The Carolina spit wad by thickdickdady69 April 7, 2022

queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate

i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him

queef wad by kgenius12 February 25, 2011

tosh wad 

Dipshit, dumbass, idiot, etc.

Don't be a tosh wad, dude.

tosh wad by Sethifus December 29, 2007

Thought wad 

Also known as a "Bukake of Ideas"

Dude, that guy had a thought wad.
No man, that was a Bukake of Ideas

Thought wad by Mr burnz October 4, 2011

wasted wad 

Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.

One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".

wasted wad by pseudomaster October 8, 2009