Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

whoop strap

A whoop strap is a stick with a feather taped to it to "work out". The stick is usually placed in the Male's rectum making him say "whoop there it is"

Peter grabbed a whoop strap and I said no.

by Snack-Nack-nacky-nack July 1, 2020

whoop that top

A phrase once used to describe an act of harm towards someone else. Alternatively it can be used as a reference for a homosexual act.

Hey bud, what do you say we finish these Martinis and I take you back to my place and whoop that top?

by BbreezyFTW April 19, 2018

whoop snoop

When someone checks the metrics on your whoop app without asking.

After I went out drinking, my wife whoop snooped and chastised me for drinking too much, based on my metrics (low HRV, etc.,).

by anonymous August 6, 2023

Whooped

A ugly person, short for "Whooped with an Ugly stick"

I had a Blind date, and the Chick who showed up was "Whooped".

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Whoop Ding

Usually of female origin slightly unhinged, not far of being a banshee.

My best friend is crazy, my husband says she’s whoop ding..

by Whoopding May 14, 2021