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I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.
I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.
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They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
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"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
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