vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks

What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??

by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015

vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

Vodka Sraczka

A specific Diarrhea cause by drinking a lot of vodka.

"Oh man I guess I drink a lot of Vodka last night because I have Vodka Sraczka this morning."

by Golonka lover June 6, 2018

vodka child

A child created from a night of heavy drinking of vodka or any hard liquor.

Hey, Richards parents drank a lot that night and made him; he's a vodka child.

by Big girthy tone June 14, 2018

voopa

Crunchy boy and big big green birthdays

I hate v***a voopa

by Big spaghetti February 22, 2018

vodkapoo

When Gil wakes up after a long night of drinking vodka and runs to the toilet

Person - “Hey Gil how was your night? “

Gil - “Bro I got so shwasted... just did the biggest stingiest vodkapoo ever”

Person - “NO WAY!!”

by Vodkapoo October 4, 2019

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019