nose vomiting

Verb. The act of accidentally forcing a solid substance out of your nasal cavity whilst vommiting.

dude i was so drunk last night, that after all that pizza, i totally nose vommited it all over the floor of your bedroom.

by Stephan March 12, 2005

Chocolate vomits

A dessert invented by Sam Gerard consisting of flour, chocolate chips, eggs, butter, and sometimes coffee. Cookie-like. Named for their appearance.

The chocolate vomits Sam made tasted OK but looked awful.

by Timedemon July 17, 2011

word-vomit

when in a conversation you blert something out that u werent soposed to say

ppl 1: why is sara mad at mea?
ppl 2: b-c like you fucked her like boy friend!-o like shit! plz dont like tell her i like said that! it was suposed to b like a secret! she would like kill me if she like knew i like word-vomited that!!!

by lenore666 March 12, 2007

girl vomit

When you pour out details of a one night stand or feelings of a crush to a friend with urgency.

"Oh Sharon, I need to girl vomit on you about what happened last night! Answer you're damn phone!"

by smell August 12, 2017

Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.

The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.

by Torqued E September 2, 2013

butt vomit

boys get butt vomit every so often it’s like a period but for boys

i just got my butt vomit today!

by Butt vomit October 16, 2020

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017