van wyckin' it

Going to the airport; traveling by airplane. The main route to New York City's JFK Airport is the Van Wyck Expressway.
-Where are you going over vacation?
-I'm van wyckin' it to Miami.

-Are you coming home early today?
-No, I have to van wyck it because Dohn's coming back from Europe tonight.
by CP12 January 26, 2006
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Slam Van

A full sized van in which about 5 or more men take turns having sex with a woman. The men that are not having sex are either driving or allowed to masturbate
Dude i fucked Jenn on the slam van that picked me up last night! She was TIGHT
by ME!!?!?! November 24, 2008
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Van Roth

Van Halen during the David Lee Roth years.
by VP-bofh January 26, 2004
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childmolester van

a white van with with no windows,in disgiuse of a painters work truck,owned by a man named shane.
hey look here comes shane, i wonder how many children he has with him in his van!
by his last victum March 19, 2005
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ninny van

Totally unoriginal, ridiculous fishbowl looking vehicle that is driven by souless soccer moms or sackless males. Regardless of on board options, such as dvd players, xm, game systems, leather or sunroof it will never, ever be cool and has no trade in value.

Ownership basically eliminates regard for any other vehicle on road except your own and includes frequent slamming on brakes for no reason, driving for miles with turn signal on, brake riding, talking on a cell phone while turned around yelling at kids, inability to park straight and driving 20 miles below speed limit in fast lane.
It sucks living on the same street as a school. I'm surrounded by ninny vans 24/7.
by hotboxin November 28, 2005
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Brake Van

A formerly necessary wagon attached to the back of a train. The brake van was used to stop a train in case of an emergency (such as if a coupling had snapped, and the latter half of the train was rolling down a steep hill). On longer journeys, the brake van served as a temporary residency for the train crew.

Nowadays, most trucks (US:freightcars) are already equipped with brakes so they'll stop automatically should something go wrong. Some trains even have locomotives at both ends, further reducing the necessity of a brake van.

Synonyms: caboose(US), guard's van
*coupling snaps*

Driver: Cor! Look at that!!

*trucks rocket down a steep hill*

Fireman: I hope the guard (US: conductor) knows how to work the brake!!

Meanwhile, the guard sees a train coming, and he cranks the brake handle like mad. We see sequences of footage as the train and the brake van get closer and closer.

The guard, seeing his whole life flash before his eyes, shuts his eyes and waits for the impending crash-

Driver 2: Oi, mate, what're you doing? Gonna rub noses with our train for the day or what?

The guard notices he's still alive.

Guard: *wipes forehead* Phew! Thank God we had a brake van; this could have been quite nasty!
by TarkanAttila22 December 31, 2009
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Van Boy

A male under the age of 30 whose primary residence is a van or camper. The male is nomadic and has thus learned to be very charming and sometimes cunning in social situations. Van boys are similar to a backpacker or supertramp in their monetary policy but travel by private vehicle instead of public transport or hitch-hiking.

Sex with van boys can be thrilling and exciting but any relationship is ephemeral due to the generally short attention span of van boys and nature of the nomadic lifestyle.

Van boys are often very hard to keep track of due to their lack of access to suitable wifi and regular transit out of cellular coverage areas.
Van boy says, "hey babe, wanna come have a drink in my van?"
by Whoreahontas November 27, 2012
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