OUR values

Businesses do the same thing, not me. The all have a mission statement. It's exactly the same as the "I identify" shit.

Hym "That 'OUR values' shit is no different than the I identify shit. Exactly the same actually. We don't have values, my values aren't wrong, don't need to change, your success isn't the result of your values, there are more successful people than you with objectively worse values, I don't need to share your values for you to cooperate with me (and if THAT isn't truth than there goes all hope for peace), you're a piece of shit, I succeed radically immediately with less effort if I'm given credit for my contributions to a space that YOU ARE IN YOURSELF AND ARE MY OBJECTIVE INFERIOR, Ect..."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

monitory value

How effective someone is at keeping an eye on a device, situation, fellow human, etc.

A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!

by QuacksO July 16, 2023

Fritty Value

A term used similarly to Social Credit, albeit for cats.
Basically, depending on how good your cat behaves, the higher the fritty value, and vice versa.

idiot 1: yo dude, your cat just ate my assignment
idiot 2: gah dayum, -50 fritty value for him

by someidiot1984 August 4, 2023

verbal values

It comes from the term “stuttering minty”

Bloody hell mint, get your words out. You’ve got verbal values

by Kp1995 July 14, 2024

verbal values

Verbal values comes from someone who stutters consistently.

“Minty, get your words out, you’ve got verbal values”

by Kp1995 July 14, 2024

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023

High value male

Some of the worst people you know put this term in their Instagram bio.

Wow it seems Chris believes he is a "high value male."

You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?

Yeah.

by daviswavis December 31, 2023