1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
by Gazuga April 22, 2004
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by Strokes fan February 2, 2004
Get the Nick Valensi mug.This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian
by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016
Get the the valedictorian mug.Alex: Hey Miranda, I know things are rough, but do you wanna hang out Valentines day?
Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!
Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.
Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!
Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.
by Fap2life February 26, 2011
Get the Valentines Slut mug.Valarie is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet! her smile lights up a room, and her hair is always a gorgeous color. she is also crazy good at every subject in school, especially math. she loves sticking up she middle finger, but if she does it to you, that means she loves you. she is one of the greatest girls you will ever meet. if you are lucky enough to find a valarie, never ever let her go!
by shampoobitch25 October 28, 2019
Get the Valerie mug.Valentina is so fucking beautiful. Her smile will lighten up ur day,she's a simp over this guy named chase. Valentina is the hottest girl in school, all the boys in school are always staring at her but she never notices them. She can be very sweet and nice at times but if you piss her off she will snap at you. Most people don't know this but Valentina can be very romantic at times, but will only show it around a person she really likes. Valentina is mostly around the guy's group cuz she has more things in common with them,but at times she will be with the girls. Valentina is very athletic and strong.
If you ever have a girl like Valentina than I suggest you hold on to her cuz she will hold on to you.
by Dumb_For_Love September 14, 2020
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You're my Valentine.
by Keon roucinwj October 6, 2016
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