Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010

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Wet Vagina

The State of West Virginia, USA

Person: "Hello there! I'm from the state of Wet Vagina!"

You: ...

by Cumlumbus July 31, 2020

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Vagina Tent

A colloquialism used to describe a female condom.

Bill: Hey Tom, did you have unprotected sex with Ally last night?

Tom: No, she had a vagina tent, so it was cool.

by UrbanDic13 May 27, 2013

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Vagina Wrinkle

Like a penis wrinkle, but for a girl.

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"

by Tina278 February 15, 2015

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The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.

Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

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Vagina Spiders

Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.

Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"

by Lardassinator-9000 April 17, 2022

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