Useless

Someone who’s Never Excelled In Life

That fat blob useless

by Tino1111 September 24, 2025

Unless of course

You COULD call it that...

Hym "Unless of course all of your stuff is hooked up to Deadman switch that correspond with both my freedom and health... Then it would just be whatever I said it was. That's actually the problem with Sam's conception of identity. You clearly never played Simon says growing up."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

Y(useless)

Someone who's name is Yusuf, and is useless.

Me: Yusie is useless
Fufu (Fuaad): I guess you could say he's y(useless)

by Nik ger hater June 9, 2019

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020