Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017

Stinky Twist

A woman lies on her stomach while a man sticks his dick into her asshole then begins spinning like a Beyblade.
Lube will help achieve more spin.

Brian: “Dude, last night she let me give her the stinky twist!!! It was awesome!! I spun soooo fast!!!

Bob: Niiiice!!!

by Bobbyboybreastmilk July 8, 2022

rachael twist

When you roll a 100 dollar bill so tight you can’t get it any tighter. You then snort cocaine through it.

Can you give that hundred a Rachael twist?

by Megabutcher November 22, 2017

Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.

Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.

by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021

Pecker Twist

The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.

Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!

by Projekt-Extinktion June 25, 2010

Nipple Twist

Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.

Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.

(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!

(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!

by Nippletwister September 26, 2010

Twist-a-flex

In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.

(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.

(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.

(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?

by super_duper_gack_producer November 28, 2010