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Tortoise

An older man who likes to date younger women.
Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm
by djdannyd June 5, 2015
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tortilla roll

The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.
The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.
by Darrin Blakface March 26, 2008
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Tortilla Face

1. n. Someone with a pale face with many bumps and blemishes across.

2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.

3. n. insulting your white friends.
1. Guy 1: Man, she is one big tortilla face!
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.

2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.

3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
by OhYeahRege April 6, 2009
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tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
by Miejo January 19, 2010
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Tortilla Coffee

A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.

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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
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tortilla mudflap

this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007
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torta

I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.
by DJ LATIN September 10, 2003
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