by djdannyd June 5, 2015
Get the Tortoise mug.The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.
The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.
by Darrin Blakface March 26, 2008
Get the tortilla roll mug.1. n. Someone with a pale face with many bumps and blemishes across.
2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.
3. n. insulting your white friends.
2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.
3. n. insulting your white friends.
1. Guy 1: Man, she is one big tortilla face!
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.
2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.
3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.
2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.
3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
by OhYeahRege April 6, 2009
Get the Tortilla Face mug.Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
by Miejo January 19, 2010
Get the tortoise-heading mug.A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.
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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
Get the Tortilla Coffee mug.this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007
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