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Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.
Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.
by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022
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Trafficneaphobia

It’s the term for people that are against people with ginger hair and May discriminate against them for it.
The man protested for trafficneaphobia.
by Thelocalslutofrome August 10, 2022
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Trafficgasm

When you are stuck in traffic with a girl and things get a little bit frisky. You are very skilled with your hands and slide your non driving hand into her panties and stimulate her to the point of reaching orgasm.
Man, that car crash stopped the highway for hours, I gave my girl a trafficgasm!
by bayboycertifiedplayboi December 18, 2022
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freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.
"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"
by Luis Levy May 20, 2008
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Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011
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Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.
Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.
by seakayak September 9, 2012
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Indian traffic jam

When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
by delfuego November 4, 2013
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