Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.
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Get the Tourettic mug.The description of a bodybuilder or strength athlete who is talking shite because they're jabbed full of trenbolone, and they have far, far too much testosterone as a result.
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Get the Tren Tourettes mug.When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
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Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...
Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...
Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...
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Get the gay tourettes mug.When you’re at a meeting and someone constantly nods their head in agreement and spits out nonsense sayings like “right” “for sure” “I agree” “In my experience” and overly responds to humerus comments to help make themselves relevant when they add no value.
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Get the Business Tourette's mug.When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.
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