topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system

Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper

by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018

welly top

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

by Schmee June 25, 2004

top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.

The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.

by darcturus June 4, 2007

Tarzan Top

When your girl wraps her legs around your neck while facing towards you and gives you head. It allows for you to walk while getting dirty top

Nathan- Bro I heard you got some freaky Tarzan Top from your girl last night
ZDog- yeah brodog I did it while walking 3 miles

by TreeandZ September 18, 2019

Top Lane

An isolated island that no one knows about

Guy 1: Come gank top lane.
Guy 2: That's a lost cause.

by FRUNK LIU October 17, 2021

muggin top

when a girl with very fat legs puts on a pair of Ugg boots, creating a muffin top effect around her cankle area

"Yo, Brett, check out that girls muggin tops"

"Dude, gross, I can barely stand to look at Uggs to begin with, let alone all of that leg fat pouring out of them."

by smclife March 9, 2011

Rope Top

A person who performs rope bondage.

In a rope bondage session, he ties people because he is a Rope Top.

by TiedupSissy September 14, 2020