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When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system
Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018
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welly top

by Schmee June 25, 2004
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muggin top

when a girl with very fat legs puts on a pair of Ugg boots, creating a muffin top effect around her cankle area
"Yo, Brett, check out that girls muggin tops"

"Dude, gross, I can barely stand to look at Uggs to begin with, let alone all of that leg fat pouring out of them."
by smclife March 9, 2011
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top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.
The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.
by darcturus June 4, 2007
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Bop to the Top

When a hoe that started from nowhere makes a strategic plan to start sucking off people in power to gain ranking. Bop to the Top is a common thing in today's society. These hoes will do anything to Bop to the top. A hoe will gain financial stability and many followers on Twitter and Instagram while doing so.
Diane: OMG is that a NBA Player?

Kristen: Damn He looks paid!!!

Diane and Kristen Singing in harmony:

Yeah, We're gonna Bop Bop Bop Bop to the Top. Wipe away your Inhibitions.

Example #2

Juliana: OMG is that a new up incoming rapper?

Adrienne: Damn He looks paid!!!

Juliana: Girlll Power Moves Only.

Juliana and Adrienne Sing In Harmony:
Yeah, We're gonna Bop Bop Bop, Bop to the Top. And strut yourself.
by WilliamSmackedsphere July 9, 2018
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Tarzan Top

When your girl wraps her legs around your neck while facing towards you and gives you head. It allows for you to walk while getting dirty top
Nathan- Bro I heard you got some freaky Tarzan Top from your girl last night
ZDog- yeah brodog I did it while walking 3 miles
by TreeandZ September 18, 2019
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top chezny

Hockey term for putting a puck top shelf. The area on the top of the net that only non-benders can hit.
Buddy did you see Jonesy snipe that puck where mama hides the cookies? You know the kids a beauty when he can put a puck top chezny. Kids got the chez touch.
by kenny chezney February 9, 2022
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