Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He has fake jewelry, fake watches, fake suits, and he rents or borrows a fancy car.

A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried to be a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.

by StyreneOxide May 15, 2023

Raisin pie

Tossing salad,rimming, licking a butthole.

He went down to her butthole and had some raisin pie.

by Tommysan70 September 6, 2025

Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021

Raisining

(Verb) The shriveling up of ones testicles, commonly seen when in cold environments, or in fright.
Past tense: raisined
Present/Future tense: raisining

The man was raisining when he stepped into the harsh, cold winter.

by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024

raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016