Brassing It

activity you partake in whilst absolutely steaming and wired with a lady of the night

"Alright mate shall we go Brassing It at the picadilly club tonight"

"Last night me and my mate got messy and went Brassing It"

by tommylads May 30, 2018

Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.

They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.

by anonymous January 28, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.

Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.

by Randy goat fucker August 8, 2025

Brass

Shirt for bare ass or to bare ass. To slip your hands under ones trousers to feel their bare ass.

John: “hi Stacy do u want to meet my mate”
Stacy: “yeh sure”
John: “he says u have a nice bunda so can be brass u”
Stacy: “yeh sure. He’s tops anyways”

by Swagmanbillybobthesecond October 7, 2020

Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.

Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*

by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019