water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus October 25, 2008

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.

John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.

by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 4, 2012

Bottle Buck

The act of committing sexual acts in public

That man is going to pull a bottle buck with his feet.

by Billyblown February 20, 2018

trunk bottle

A bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies.

Trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.

by Foxylady April 6, 2014