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titty knickers

1) A brasserie
2) Stockers for your Knockers
3) Cradle for your wonder twins
4) Sanctum for your sweater puppies
Did you hear about Victoria Secrets' new promotion?

No. What is it?

Their new titty knickers line makes your tatas look proper.
by dnkykong00 November 6, 2011
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biggol titties

a real man's way, rejecting the wimpy spoonerisms of lesser men, of referring to a woman's disproportionately large breasts
"yo girl gots biggol titties"
by brown s. cinnamon November 7, 2007
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titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
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Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.
Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.
by Black jésus November 25, 2019
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titty whop

When a woman intentionally smacks a person with her titties in a horizontal slapping motion.
That bitch titty whoped me after I told her I had aids.
by Beefonstick February 22, 2009
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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.
"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.
by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013
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