Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty

Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.

by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020

sweet tittie

Being super awesome

a nice rack

"sweet tittie, you totally just nailed that put"

"dude that chick has some sweet tittie(s)"

by Cory B December 2, 2005

titty whop

When a woman intentionally smacks a person with her titties in a horizontal slapping motion.

That bitch titty whoped me after I told her I had aids.

by Beefonstick February 22, 2009

titty tee

When a male wears a undersized underarmour shirt to enhance his dilusional muscular physique

your fat stop wearing those titty tee shirts.

by physco 123 July 23, 2010

Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.

Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.

by Black jésus November 25, 2019

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts

scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy

by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009