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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.
Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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tinse

1):(v)-A minuscule hit or scratch that looks seemingly harmless but turns out to be something that has immediately caused major damage.

2:(n)- A secretly powerful knick; A minor infliction that causes more damage than expected.
2) Simon Belmont's toenail tinsed the spikes, but he instantly died as a result of the minor wound.

2) A tinse from the his razor opened a gash in Tim's face that gushed with blood.
by Optomon October 31, 2003
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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tin grin

I think he would get more compliments if he didn't have that tin grin.
by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2010
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Medium tinned moonslice

A comment or term used to keep someone guessing what it is when it has no real meaning in order to wind them up.
Medium tinned moonslice is expensive these days.
by mattsandford1 December 7, 2010
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medium tinned moon slice

a phrase used to wind some one up to make them feel that they have missed out on something
that medium tinned moon slice was so good

i couldnt of imagine how good medium tinned moon slice was going to be
by sik'ed December 7, 2010
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