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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.
Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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tinse

1):(v)-A minuscule hit or scratch that looks seemingly harmless but turns out to be something that has immediately caused major damage.

2:(n)- A secretly powerful knick; A minor infliction that causes more damage than expected.
2) Simon Belmont's toenail tinsed the spikes, but he instantly died as a result of the minor wound.

2) A tinse from the his razor opened a gash in Tim's face that gushed with blood.
by Optomon October 31, 2003
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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Tin

A person not from this world, but looks as if he is human. An imposter living among us.
What was that? Is that a martin?
by Pennypinch December 3, 2020
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Rim Tin-tin

With his parents gone for the afternoon, Rudy would have ample time to prepare for, and clean up after a brisk Rim Tin-tin from Patches.
by Beardo_357 May 29, 2020
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shit tin

by Maccyds March 12, 2018
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