Tiene leche?

Careful! It doesn't mean "got milk?" as in the ad campaign.

Nor does it mean "do you(the store) have milk? That's an American idiom.

To see if a shop with a Spanish-speaking proprietor has milk for sale, ask "Hay leche?" (aye LAY-chay?) "Hay," (pron. like long "I" in English") plus the word of which you seek, is very useful to ask: is it here? OR are they here?

If the person behind the counter is a pregnant female, asking "Tiene leche?" would mean "Do you have breast milk?" It implies that anyway if one is strictly literal.

Say "Hay leche?"

Customer, wanting a liter of milk: "Tiene leche?"

Clerk, a young pregnant women, blushes and says, "No se." (I don't know.)

Customer does the right thing on the rebound: "Hay leche en esta bodega" ("Is there milk to be had in this shop?")
--Proprietress: "Si, sen~or. Alli! Alli (ay-YEE)!. "Yes, sir, over there! Over there!"

note from contributor: is there a macro-less way on a keyboard to simulate upside-down exclamation marks and question marks?

by al-in-chgo October 6, 2010

Theseus

A person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.

guy: Did you see him fail at trolling?
girl: yea he must be a theseus.

by sonu89 May 9, 2011

Tinsel Toes

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

by DV8tion November 22, 2011

one of these days

You have one more chance and then it happens.

Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.

by Cant_even January 18, 2018

behind these hazel eyes

a song by American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson. Known for its Avril Lavigne-meets-Papa Roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. Dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it's meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think Kelly shouldn't be saying because she's a teen pop singer (I was one of the latter).

To the person who dissed "Behind These Hazel Eyes" in the Kelly Clarkson definition, you forgot to add some of these lyrics to diss. "Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me" and "No, I don't cry on the outside ANYMORE!" were just as meaningless as the other lyrics you posted there. Besides, the latter lyric is really unnecessary. No one cares except for people that know her that she doesn't cry on the outside anymore.

by Karen Stickney December 12, 2008

for these

Testicles - most commonly used as an answer to the question "for what?"

person #1: Hi - can you tell me where I can get the tickets?
person #2: Tickets for what?
person #1: FOR THESE!!! (said as person points to their groin and then runs away quickly)

by moogmatt November 11, 2003

these words kill

death metal hardcore band from the stockton 209 area that is the new sex, and their music can tear the flesh off of ones face. brutally. *pinch harmonic*

TWK fan: dude lets go to a These Words Kill show on saturday!
noob: ok alright as soon as im done listening to my new green day album...

*goes to show on saturday*

TWK fan: MAN, THAT SHOW WAS THE SHIZZNITZ!!
noob: IT TORE MY FACE OFF!
TWK fan: these guys fucking own!

by the ibanez of death September 20, 2008