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yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
by 459395 August 31, 2023
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Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.
-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!
by xhoochx March 17, 2014
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boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.
Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!
by dickthief March 26, 2011
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Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.
Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?
by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021
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super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
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