The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

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Table kink

A kink where you find tables sexually arousing. No i definitely did not make this up and put it on here for kinsters like me and my friends to find it. Zoë if u see this hi its lyle anyways. Tables you love them. Mmm

Haha man really? I have a major table kink!

by Beastmaster616 June 14, 2018

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table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

by Dot January 4, 2005

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Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

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