On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once

Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.

by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010

seat chilli

When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.

"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"

"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"

"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"

by handledisbish May 31, 2019

cunt seat

any passanger seat of any car.

guy 1: I wanna drive
guy 2: Not a chance i will not sit cunt seat

by cakesuxdix October 22, 2009

Seat Sandwich

Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.

A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!

by GeneRickyShaw2 May 27, 2016

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Corn seat

The only available seat in a public place, where one must sit next to a stranger.

I went to the movies with my family and I sat in the corn seat.

by xmissloox November 25, 2010