Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

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Dunk Merchant

Someone who can only dunk. Can't do anything else, JUST DUNK.

Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles

Guy 1 : Bro Roman Is such a dunk Merchant, bro can only dunk

Guy 2 : Ong bro such a wack player

by yoMeelo September 06, 2022

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Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

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A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game

‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant’

by Bwoah_F1 July 07, 2022

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BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

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When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.

Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.

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One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

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