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Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023
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Coke's Law

A theory that depicts the idea that everyone else is actively participating in a certain act, deviant or otherwise, that you are not aware of. Coke's Law is often used to specifically describe the realization that you are the only one who isn't in on something.
Dean: Mr. Pitt was fuckin' blasted today, I never saw him this tweaked out before. Dude really needs to take it easy on the blow..

Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?

Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.

Greg: Coke's Law
by gregorymoserville23 December 13, 2020
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law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag
Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.
by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018
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Newell's Law

Applies during a sale via the Steam digital distribution platform. Newell's Law states "If you buy a discounted game before the last day of a sale, it will have a more substantial discount the next day." It is named for Gabe Newell, the CEO of Valve Software.

Alternate definition applies during non-sale events, in which case the decision is made after waiting and evaluating a game's worth to purchase at full retail, then the game goes on sale the very next weekend.
Gamer 1: "I bought the Civ4 complete pack yesterday for 33% off thinking it was a great deal, but if I had just waited until today I could have bought it for 75% off!"

Gamer 2: "Newell's Law."
by Trudatt June 30, 2010
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law camp

A one week camp where high school students learn about law and participate in a mock trial on the last day. There are many lectures, but the people are amazing. Also, love starts here, but it ends abruptly when the camp ends.
Billy: I met this awesome girl at law camp where I also learned about the difficulties of being an attorney.

Joe Jack: That's awesome! I think I want to practice law! You don't plan on ever talking to that girl again do you?

Billy: Of course not!
by Attorney Dos Pac June 18, 2010
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Quid's Law

A moratorium on open discussion of punishments and bannings meted out on a moderated forum.
How did so-and-so get banned anyway?

Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.
by Regina Fong June 24, 2010
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Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one
User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009
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