by Saib August 16, 2016
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* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
Unionization rates have gone down and inequality has gone up for the past 60 years because of these retarded suburban cowboys. we should put them in a gulag until they learn how to do real work lmao
by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022
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Get the kmart cowboy mug.She put him in his place, riding him like the submissive cowboy that he was, while letting out a giggly 'yeee haaa!'
by Seatty November 27, 2013
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Get the cowboy flip mug.Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 5, 2011
Get the Cowboy Muffin mug.An attendee of weekend low-budget drinking or dipping events in the South, personified by a cowboy or redneck background. Most dippin' cowboys place their priorities not on making good grades in school or holding a job, but with hooking up with girls (see drinkin' cowgirl) and drinking more than their buddies on the weekends. This subdivision of society is notorious for dipping snuff, drinking alcohol, and smoking cigarettes in excess. They normally have no direction in life and live only for the next party.
Person 1: Hey, did you notice Tanner slept all the way through ag class today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a dippin' cowboy. He partied all weekend and he's probably hungover.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a dippin' cowboy. He partied all weekend and he's probably hungover.
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